One of the best things about the Internet is how easy it is to exchange cheeky puns and memes with each other.
Like many other communities, coffee addicts and casual coffee drinkers can enjoy a fair share of funny coffee memes, from light-hearted to “dark” humor.
In this article, check out my collection of 55 hilarious coffee memes, so prepare to spill your coffee mug.
- 1. Morning Coffee Meme
- 2. History Lesson
- 3. The Four Mus-cup-teers
- 4. The Coffee Jitters
- 5. Sleep Is For The Weak
- 6. Everything Is Coffee
- 7. Everyday Is Coffee Day
- 8. Circle Of (Coffee) Life
- 9. Spending Problem
- 10. Coffee Forecast
- 11. Big Children
- 12. Mind Your Business
- 13. Procaffeination
- 14. Muddy Mind Until Muddy Cup
- 15. Mo-sip-ation
- 16. Coffee Works
- 17. To-Do List: Drink Coffee
- 18. Coffee Alarm
- 19. Brewing Vs Drinking
- 20. Decaf Needs Theraffeine
- 21. True Love Sip
- 22. Coffee For Paw-sitivity
- 23. Bippity Boppity Brew
- 24. Thank God It’s Coffee (TGIC)
- 25. Make Monday Blues Brown
- 26. Picked The Right Pill
- 27. More Espresso, Less Depresso
- 28. Espresso Patronum
- 29. This Calls For More Caffeine
- 30. Priorities
- 31. Different Grinds For Different Kinds
- 32. Help Me I’m Stuck
- 33. The Same Wavelength
- 34. The Stronger The Better
- 35. The Rejuvenating Coffee Kick
- 36. Physics Is My Strength
- 37. Coffee Addicts Support
- 38. Two-Way Street
- 39. Coffee Drinkers’ Least Favorite Game
- 40. Commitment
- 41. Coffee Is My Weakness
- 42. I Have All Day
- 43. Real Talk
- 44. Jingle All The Day
- 45. I Urned It
- 46. Favorite Child
- 47. Mood Sponsorship
- 48. Brewel Movement
- 49. Coffee And Toilet Break Combo
- 50. Poo-kaboo
- 51. To The Best Of My A-bean-lity
- 52. Or Do You?
- 53. Cold Brew Is My Life Support
- 54. Cold Brew Is My Weapon
- 55. Cold Brew Is My Pill
1. Morning Coffee Meme
I work out every day. I never miss a single sit-up and throat and stomach exercise as I consume coffee in the early mornings. Coffee drinking boosts my alertness, my focus, my energy, and my mood.
So if anyone asks, I am active. Actively drinking coffee.
2. History Lesson
Too bad they didn’t know how to brew coffee and drink coffee back then. If they had had enough coffee, perhaps the strength from the delicious cup could have given them enough energy to figure out the whole meteor situation.
But the first coffee forests weren’t discovered until 1,000 BC in the Ethiopia plateau. If you’re a coffee-lover curious to learn about the origin and history of these delicious coffee beans, check out our article about where coffee comes from.
3. The Four Mus-cup-teers
Depending on your energy need, be a wise coffee drinker and pick the appropriate cup for the right coffee hits.
While the decaf is shutting down, the owls consuming a caffeinated beverage are a lot more alert. And the more caffeine they consume, the bigger their eyes are.
Though half-caf and regular coffee drinkers seem to be able to stand properly, the espresso owl seems to have been hit a bit too hard and is on a caffeine crash.
Check out the differences between espresso and regular coffee. It’s not just the caffeine content.
4. The Coffee Jitters
Here is another coffee meme about the caffeine crash. The tiredness is like the harsh winter.
And the first sip of coffee is like the first sign of spring, signaling the anxiety bear to come out.
Drinking coffee when having a lack of sleep or consuming too much at once can help boost energy in the short term.
But once the stimulating effects wear off, the coffee drinkers may experience a caffeine crash where they’re extremely tired, unable to concentrate, irritated, and suffer from other physical pains.
Although I’ve been there too many times and should know better, as a fellow coffee addict: Oops!… I did it again.
5. Sleep Is For The Weak
Here we care about sizes.
Who needs sleep when a coffee addict can get their share of energy from caffeine, right?
The less I sleep, the more I should drink coffee, right?
Doesn’t it work that way? *nervous laughter*
6. Everything Is Coffee
A coffee meme for the homebrewers and baristas who don’t rely on just their favorite coffee shop to get a precious cup.
At this point of being a coffee addict, everything can be related to coffee beans and coffee drinks. 70% of our bodies is a coffee ingredient. 3% of Earth is coffee pre-brewed. There’s no such thing as too much coffee.
7. Everyday Is Coffee Day
It can be hard to keep up with the date sometimes, especially in the never-ending day-after-day same-old-same-old quarantine.
But it doesn’t matter what day it is, a coffee addict will need morning coffee.
8. Circle Of (Coffee) Life
This coffee meme is getting a bit too close to the real territory.
It’s not strange to spend hard-earned money on indulging personal hobbies and interests. But coffee lovers take that to the next level. We drink coffee and rely on its energy source to work.
This perfect circle is the life of coffee lovers.
9. Spending Problem
And that can spiral into a spending problem. But can you blame coffee lovers?
There’s always an interesting gourmet coffee blend or a fascinating coffee maker in the market to try. Coffee makes us happy.
Coffee helps liven up our life. So a million dollars to make us feel like a million dollars? Sign me up!
10. Coffee Forecast
This is the uplifting piece of a coffee meme I want to see in the news every day.
And it will never go out of style because coffee lovers can never have too much coffee.
11. Big Children
It seems we never grew out of our roots. We’re just giant babies in big clothes with big jobs and big responsibilities holding big sippy cups.
The content gets more and more bitter over the years. I meant the coffee. Or so the coffee joke goes.
12. Mind Your Business
Funny coffee memes can be passive-aggressive. We all have our quirks so mind your own business.
What makes a meal a meal anyway? The soup is watery. If it counts as breakfast, shouldn’t coffee too? As long as I use meal utensils like a fork and a knife, that’s eligible? Okay, then I’ll adhere to your arbitrary social constructs.
This is the first coffee meme in a series of funny coffee memes about productivity, focus, and the beverage.
A coffee lover doesn’t call it procrastination.
We call it procaffeination, making and drinking coffee to procrastinate taking care of the main responsibilities.
A real coffee connoisseur knows how easy it is to get caught up in the craft of grinding, brewing, and drinking coffee.
The beans, the grinder, the coffee machine, and the brew can be so fascinating that we can’t help but continue after the first cup. And before you know it, a few pots of so much coffee are made with zero work done.
14. Muddy Mind Until Muddy Cup
Some of us coffee lovers can’t seem to function well before coffee.
Coffee makes us more focused to juggle the words more comprehensively rather than letting them in one ear and out the other.
Wholesome yet funny coffee memes.
There’s something in the brown liquid that makes the world less brown, and I’m here for it with fellow coffee enthusiasts.
Coffee, you are the reason I drink. You are the reason I live to try.
16. Coffee Works
Here’s another weirdly uplifting coffee meme.
Normally, you’re just a cat with 4 legs.
But after you drink coffee, you can be a cat with double the number of legs to be more productive and fulfill whatever responsibilities cats have, including lying around.
Only coffee can make you feel like you can conquer the world with 8 legs.
17. To-Do List: Drink Coffee
Classic Star Wars and coffee meme.
Too bad the Great Coffee can only sustain you through just mornings before you have to get another one or two cups of coffee inside to cope with the mid-afternoon dip.
If anyone checks my to-do lists, they’ll only find “drink coffee” written all over.
18. Coffee Alarm
I don’t have alarms for waking up. I only set up alarms to remind myself to drink coffee as any true coffee lover would.
This is the only time I’m excited to wait and answer a call or alarm.
19. Brewing Vs Drinking
When you want the first sip before living but you have to live to make that first cup before drinking.
It’s a universal dilemma that many of us coffee lovers have run into.
The only possible solution is getting a coffee machine with a programmable function so you can wake up immediately to the aroma of the best coffee. Another option is buying a super-automatic espresso machine, a simple drip maker, or a coffee pod machine like Keurig and Nespresso that does most of the hard work.
20. Decaf Needs Theraffeine
No offense to the decaf coffee lovers. This is just a cheeky coffee meme about the lack of caffeine content in decaf coffee.
In addition to the delicious taste, aroma, and various health benefits, many people drink coffee for the caffeine energy that it temporarily provides. And since decaf coffee is majorly void of this important factor, to these coffee lovers, it just doesn’t hold up. Too bad decaf took it personally.
21. True Love Sip
Get yourself a man who brings you your favorite coffee, and not just for the curse of excruciating Monday morning. Between a kiss and a sip of those coffee runs to wake you up from an eternal sleep, the former is obviously the worse idea.
Funny coffee memes should work as well.
22. Coffee For Paw-sitivity
Who doesn’t love a cat and coffee meme?
Coffee lovers know that early morning death stare they have in the morning. Not everyone is a morning person and wakes up in a good mood all the time.
But most times all you need is enough coffee to turn those frown and unfocused eyes into a smile and alert and intimidating darts.
23. Bippity Boppity Brew
Here’s another Disney-themed coffee meme. Too bad in the real world, there’s no such thing called magic and an unknown fairy godmother to fix our problems and turn us into beautiful princesses.
But there are these things called coffee beans that can cast the same magic, though it costs some money and a bit of time for the coffee juice to kick in.
24. Thank God It’s Coffee (TGIC)
A coffee shop is like a checkpoint in our daily life to revive our energy tank with its aroma and sounds of coffee being ground and brewed.
If only whenever we fail something in life, we can respawn at the nearest coffee shop.
25. Make Monday Blues Brown
It’s not a good collection of funny coffee memes without a coffee meme about Monday mornings.
The Monday morning just hits harder than other days of the week being the first day back into jobs and responsibilities after the short break on the weekends.
To get through them, the more coffee there is to enjoy, the less brain space there is left to dread the Monday morning. So yes, Ethel, keep pouring. One cup won’t cut it.
26. Picked The Right Pill
It doesn’t matter if we’re in the matrix or not as long as coffee lovers have coffee.
Even if it’s Monday and bullets are coming at us from all directions, coffee can help us masterly deal with them all, like stopping bullets in mid-air.
27. More Espresso, Less Depresso
Here’s another coffee meme about coffee addiction. We refer to coffee as the magic beans with super caffeine power that can help us function and have hope in our life. And as shady as that sounds, the coffee lovers community isn’t a cult.
But the best coffee is always so forgiving and soothing and doesn’t yell at us, so to some extent, it’s a faith.
28. Espresso Patronum
Harry Potter needs a wand, an advanced magic level, and a spell to summon a Patronus, an emotional support guardian animal, to fight back the dementors.
Similarly, coffee lovers need a coffee maker, coffee-making skills, and ingredients to summon our emotional support animal, coffee, like the coffee meme says, to fight back distresses in life. It’s not that different.
29. This Calls For More Caffeine
Sometimes you need to drink more coffee and consume more caffeine to recharge your energy level and be ready to deal with responsibilities and intimidating phone calls.
I think this is a valid excuse that should be considered a norm.
This coffee meme is a bit curt compared to the ones we’ve been seeing so far.
But is it wrong to set your priorities the way that fits you the best?
31. Different Grinds For Different Kinds
As funny as this coffee meme is, it’s also true but only to some extent.
Coffee plants can use caffeine to ward off insects, but such a small amount of caffeine doesn’t mount to anywhere as the insects evolve their taste receptors to avoid caffeine ingestion.
And certainly, coffee can’t kill us with caffeine, either.
So, today, we have generations of people consuming caffeine-infused bean juice to get through the day. And that’s another expression to describe people who love coffee.
32. Help Me I’m Stuck
If you brew coffee at home or professionally, these coffee memes must hit home.
We all know that stray coffee bean that doesn’t easily fall out but you’re too lazy to bring out the tools to pick it, so it just lies there mocking and annoying you until you give in and use a pick to poke it out.
Coffee memes aside, it’s advisable to clean your coffee maker regularly to avoid unwanted flavor transfer from old batches of beans and brews, unless you don’t mind an uneven cup of coffee with hints of staleness.
33. The Same Wavelength
Some coffee enthusiasts love coffee black like it’s originally is without the stacks of sweeteners and spices like milk, sugar, cream, pumpkin spice, and so on, which is fair.
We all have our things and to black coffee lovers, black is never out of style. Black is always the new black.
But in a world where more coffee recipes and pairings are overwhelming the coffee shop menu, it’s exciting to meet someone who shares the same ideal, black coffee.
34. The Stronger The Better
Here rolls a series of funny coffee memes about the appeal of strong coffee.
I want my coffee so strong that not only do I wake up but my ancestors also jolt awake from their rest.
35. The Rejuvenating Coffee Kick
It’s always refreshing to take that first sip from the morning cup.
So refreshing and exhilarating that you can feel your soul trembling, which is a positive thing that you pay money to feel.
36. Physics Is My Strength
This funny coffee meme is actually the real mass-energy equivalence that the famous physicist Albert Einstein described.
My energy level is equal to my coffee squared. And it’s actually applicable to my daily life too.
37. Coffee Addicts Support
Too bad we can’t drink too much coffee in a day so we touch coffee gear to revive until the next cup.
Making and drinking coffee can sometimes be comforting milestones in a hectic day.
38. Two-Way Street
This has to be the best argument of a coffee addict.
Have they never thought that this can be a mutual thing?
Even coffee needs comforting arms too.
39. Coffee Drinkers’ Least Favorite Game
The day I join this dangerous drinking game is the day I don’t drink coffee because of the poor judgment in making that decision, which is close to never.
More funny coffee memes about being in a mutual relationship with coffee.
And hey, at least we don’t have commitment issues!
41. Coffee Is My Weakness
The fact that a person likes coffee publicly can be a weakness held against them later on. So don’t drink cups of coffee out in the wild. It can be a trap.
Just look at the coffee memes. The Simpsons already did it. So watch out.
42. I Have All Day
If you’re attempting conversations with a coffee lover about coffee, they might reply with “How much time do you have?”.
Because we can grind the topic to as fine of a grind as you want.
43. Real Talk
These coffee memes are getting a bit out of hand.
Even though we know it, we still drink it. It is what it is.
44. Jingle All The Day
When making coffee, you get to play around with the coffee beans, water, and coffee machine.
From pressing buttons and pouring water to steaming milk and making latte art, it’s like cooking and decorating your little house for Christmas.
Then there’s drinking coffee. The aroma, the crema, the body, the taste. How can you not feel pure joy and warmth like Christmas being with coffee? If only Santa can do coffee delivery as well because that would be the perfect holiday ever.
45. I Urned It
“Do you care more about the job or the coffee?” I think we both know where my priorities are without me answering the question, don’t we?
After all, I urned the iced coffee by waking up this morning. It’s only fair to go pick it up before work.
As much as I like the coffee puns here, the credits go to the comment section of the source of the coffee meme.
46. Favorite Child
It’s sometimes a bit too obvious who the favorite child is. It’s someone quiet, well-behaved, smells good, and doesn’t cry or ask silly questions.
Someone who calms the parents down and gives them inner peace for a brief few minutes. Someone who isn’t human…
47. Mood Sponsorship
The good mood that’s presented today is paid for and endorsed by coffee drinkers. Too bad it isn’t permanent and only lasts until the end of the one-sided sponsorship agreement, somewhere near noon.
So hit midday and coffee drinkers have to pay for another sponsorship of the best coffee to support the mood.
48. Brewel Movement
Funny coffee memes can’t miss out on poop jokes.
Studies have shown that coffee can stimulate your urges to poop as it activates contractions in your colon and intestinal muscles to push things out. So this is a common phenomenon among coffee drinkers.
Even if your digestive truck dumps 2 tons 5 minutes after your morning sips, at least the traffic was smooth, right? The cup is half full, am I right?
49. Coffee And Toilet Break Combo
Now you can take a coffee and toilet break at the same time. Your boss can’t complain about you slacking off anymore.
Also, that’s one more way to make latte art. Our hands and arms aren’t the only capable body parts from how pretty the wing tulip looks here.
Deja brew? Yes, you’ve seen this meme format near the beginning. Funny coffee memes deserve spotlights even if they share the same format.
Here’s a variation with the polar bear being the poop poking out of your “hole” after your sip of coffee.
51. To The Best Of My A-bean-lity
Isn’t it sad whenever you go to coffee for an energy boost but all you get in return is poop?
The coffee tried its best so don’t be too mad. At least the coffee memes are funny.
52. Or Do You?
You might want to think twice before drinking that cup of coffee.
It certainly looks suspicious enough to backfire whatever bowel schedule you have in mind.
53. Cold Brew Is My Life Support
If you’re a fan of Cold Brew, can’t miss out on these Cold Brew coffee memes. This is a real depiction of me running from life problems when I don’t have Cold Brew.
54. Cold Brew Is My Weapon
This is the result of having Cold Brew when facing life.
So trust me on how confident and prepared you’ll become once you’re armed with this energizing coffee beverage.
55. Cold Brew Is My Pill
If I could only pick 2 pills, and I was in a room with the “Be Rich”, “Read Minds”, “Invisibility”, and “Cold Brew” pills, I would drink the “Cold Brew” pills twice, aggressively but lovingly.
I would never regret it and say “Why, oh why, I didn’t take the blue pill?” like Cypher in The Matrix.
Those are my collection of 55 hilarious coffee memes I wanted to share with everyone that even the most casual coffee drinker can relate with.